_{You think water moves fast?}This is^{You should see ice.}_{It moves like it has a mind} André Ascensão's_{. Like it knows it killed} dedicated environment _{the world once and got a taste for murder.} for developing ^{After the avalanche, it took us a week to climb out.}_{Now, I don't know exactly when we turned on each other,} digital web projects. ^{but I know that seven of us survived the slide... and only five made it out.}_{We said we'd say it was the snow that killed the other two, but it wasn't. Nature is lethal but it doesn't hold a candle to man.}^{Do you see any Teletubbies in here? Do you see a slender plastic tag clipped} Web related issues _{to my shirt with my name printed on it?} ^{Do you see a little Asian child with a blank expression on his face sitting outside on a mechanical} should be addressed at ^{helicopter that shakes when you put quarters in it?}devel[at]patus[dot]co._{No? Well, that's what you see at a toy store.} ^{And you must think you're in a toy store, because you're here shopping for an infant named Jeb.}